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=CDU=Dirtydealer
God!I need a woman!
Joined: Jul 31, 2007
Posts: 1138
Location: bottom of Lake Erie
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Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:28 am |
 
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A man wearing a ski mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun.
"Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".
"Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the ski mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband...
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=CDU=Crankshaft
Brazillian Farts Collector
Joined: Nov 20, 2004
Posts: 1726
Location: Vancouver Island
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=CDU=Biggunn
God!I need a woman!
Joined: Oct 10, 2004
Posts: 1206
Location: Cin. Ohio
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:04 am |
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ROFLMMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Too Funny Cranky !!!!! |
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=CDU=Junkoe
There is more to life than the forums!
Joined: Jan 16, 2005
Posts: 2164
Location: Galveston, TX
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:43 am |
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nice more cushion for the pushin!
Then when I have done the deed, I can play a victory bongo drum song on her cheeks. |
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=CDU=Slickrat
Veteran Poster
Joined: Jul 22, 2004
Posts: 707
Location: Miami, FL
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=CDU=Rogue Warrior
There is more to life than the forums!
Joined: Jun 21, 2004
Posts: 1528
Location: Yes, Another Canuckle-Head
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:27 am |
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99 Most Degrading Sex acts |
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=CDU=Rogue Warrior
There is more to life than the forums!
Joined: Jun 21, 2004
Posts: 1528
Location: Yes, Another Canuckle-Head
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:58 am |
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Michael Phelps is such a ........ lol |
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=CDU=Junkoe
There is more to life than the forums!
Joined: Jan 16, 2005
Posts: 2164
Location: Galveston, TX
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=CDU=Dirtydealer
God!I need a woman!
Joined: Jul 31, 2007
Posts: 1138
Location: bottom of Lake Erie
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:31 am |
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=CDU=Junkoe
There is more to life than the forums!
Joined: Jan 16, 2005
Posts: 2164
Location: Galveston, TX
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:48 am |
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lol I am sure N. evil will get on here an talk about the fine craftsmanship in those vehicles.
This was my fav out of all of em. It's like a big Fuck You to tree huggers.
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-=NAM=-NAVYSEABEE
Seasoned Poster
Joined: Oct 20, 2004
Posts: 205
Location: Columbus,Ohio
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Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:48 pm |
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nappy wtf ou thinking
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=CDU=FFMEDIC
There is more to life than the forums!
Joined: Oct 13, 2005
Posts: 3366
Location: Kingman Az
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Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:31 am |
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Most of those are fucking disgusting.... funny as hell though. |
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=CDU=DeathDonley
God!I need a woman!
Joined: Feb 22, 2006
Posts: 1497
Location: CINCINNATI OHIO
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:46 am |
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Most of those are fucking disgusting.... funny as hell though. |
93. THE BEVERLY HILLS WHIFFER |
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=CDU=Crankshaft
Brazillian Farts Collector
Joined: Nov 20, 2004
Posts: 1726
Location: Vancouver Island
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=CDU=Dirtydealer
God!I need a woman!
Joined: Jul 31, 2007
Posts: 1138
Location: bottom of Lake Erie
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Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:06 am |
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=CDU=Dirtydealer
God!I need a woman!
Joined: Jul 31, 2007
Posts: 1138
Location: bottom of Lake Erie
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=CDU=babaganoush
God!I need a woman!
Joined: Aug 19, 2005
Posts: 1232
Location: Lewisville, TEXAS
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=CDU=Crankshaft
Brazillian Farts Collector
Joined: Nov 20, 2004
Posts: 1726
Location: Vancouver Island
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:30 pm |
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Evil's idea of a 3way.......BTW where the fuck are you hiding....
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=CDU=Crankshaft
Brazillian Farts Collector
Joined: Nov 20, 2004
Posts: 1726
Location: Vancouver Island
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:38 pm |
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Get it at while they are young......and believe me...I'd give a months retirement check for a nite with this beauty....
but after she has aged 30 years......she'd have to pay me....
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=CDU=Crankshaft
Brazillian Farts Collector
Joined: Nov 20, 2004
Posts: 1726
Location: Vancouver Island
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=CDU=NiHiLiSt
There is more to life than the forums!
Joined: Jun 28, 2004
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:38 am |
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=CDU=Dirtydealer
God!I need a woman!
Joined: Jul 31, 2007
Posts: 1138
Location: bottom of Lake Erie
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:45 am |
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Ok this has been posted 3 times on the site already      |
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=CDU=Rogue Warrior
There is more to life than the forums!
Joined: Jun 21, 2004
Posts: 1528
Location: Yes, Another Canuckle-Head
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Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:33 am |
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=CDU=DeathDonley
God!I need a woman!
Joined: Feb 22, 2006
Posts: 1497
Location: CINCINNATI OHIO
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:35 am |
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=CDU=Dirtydealer
God!I need a woman!
Joined: Jul 31, 2007
Posts: 1138
Location: bottom of Lake Erie
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:22 pm |
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Wow what a class act.......not !!!
http://www.wimp.com/sowrong/ |
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